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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>χ one direction χ</description><title>♥ char ♥</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @char-hitchman)</generator><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>X</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m11rkfBQhR1r3exawo1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;X&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/19471010414</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/19471010414</guid><pubDate>Sat, 17 Mar 2012 16:57:50 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeah-tomlinson:

clouded-like-tonights-sky:

stealmyhearttoni...</title><description>&lt;iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_18392863573" src="http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/18392863573/audio_player_iframe/char-hitchman/tumblr_kyeyepI32v1qz6gvt?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fchar-hitchman%2F18392863573%2Ftumblr_kyeyepI32v1qz6gvt" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="85"&gt;&lt;/iframe&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeah-tomlinson.tumblr.com/post/18388493854" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeah-tomlinson&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://clouded-like-tonights-sky.tumblr.com/post/18387967331/stealmyhearttonightx-1dgetinmypanties"&gt;clouded-like-tonights-sky&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stealmyhearttonightx.tumblr.com/post/18373920011/1dgetinmypanties-fuckme-1direction"&gt;stealmyhearttonightx&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://1dgetinmypanties.tumblr.com/post/18350086431/fuckme-1direction-areyouirish"&gt;1dgetinmypanties&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://fuckme-1direction.tumblr.com/post/18349167294/areyouirish-liampaynesbitch-lex-salvatore"&gt;fuckme-1direction&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://areyouirish.tumblr.com/post/18349119848/liampaynesbitch-lex-salvatore-a-guy-finds"&gt;areyouirish&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://liampaynesbitch.tumblr.com/post/18348949571"&gt;liampaynesbitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lex-salvatore.tumblr.com/post/18348138102/a-guy-finds-out-that-his-girlfriend-of-5-years-is"&gt;lex-salvatore&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;A guy finds out that his girlfriend of 5 years is cheating. So, he calls a local radio station to dump his cheating girlfriend on the air. The girlfriend thinks she is being proposed to&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;holy fuck&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;HOLY SHITTTT&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Omg.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LOOOOL DAMNNNNN&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m00wvcQubV1r6387e.png"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;LMFAO OOF&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;(via &lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://laurenfarmer.com/post/411650667/dude-finds-out-that-his-girlfriend-of-5-years-is"&gt;lauren&lt;/a&gt;)&lt;/p&gt;
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Omfg tears.&lt;/blockquote&gt;
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&lt;/blockquote&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/18392863573</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/18392863573</guid><pubDate>Mon, 27 Feb 2012 15:44:55 -0500</pubDate></item><item><title>harrysbitch:

mrsstyyles:

He’s flawless.

oh lord.
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo1_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo2_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo3_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo4_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo5_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo6_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo7_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsrsufME3d1qfa31lo8_250.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://harrysbitch.tumblr.com/post/11696255545"&gt;harrysbitch&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://mrsstyyles.tumblr.com/post/11696180610"&gt;mrsstyyles&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;He’s flawless.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;oh lord.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11700128931</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11700128931</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:52:34 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>dont stack harry… :’)</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbkrjUuRZ1qiw5jco1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ltbkrjUuRZ1qiw5jco2_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt; &lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;dont stack harry… :’)&lt;/p&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11700063897</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11700063897</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:50:10 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lp9zomaRRV1qe5ymto1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11699776022</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11699776022</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 14:39:52 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>d1rection:

Harry’s gay strut. Walk, walk fashion baby [x] 
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt8msntESe1r2ms54o1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://d1rection.tumblr.com/post/11595597393"&gt;d1rection&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Harry’s gay strut. Walk, walk fashion baby &lt;a href="http://www.youtube.com/user/OneDirectionVEVO#p/u/0/Na7-OfZ8f48"&gt;[x]&lt;/a&gt; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11698058479</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11698058479</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:35:59 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>1d1shot:

shit quality, but fucking fit
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lt51a0RWVq1ql5asno1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://1d1shot.tumblr.com/post/11697418544"&gt;1d1shot&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;shit quality, but fucking fit&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11697795820</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11697795820</guid><pubDate>Thu, 20 Oct 2011 13:25:54 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_loy67pvGWQ1qa2xreo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11663158426</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11663158426</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 16:19:40 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>WHEN YOU DROP YOUR FOOD</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;WHEN YOU DROP YOUR FOOD&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss254HHG51qfiszl.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and then you realize it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet:&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lss25p9Fpp1qfiszl.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659296960</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659296960</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:27:33 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That moment when your parents are getting mad at you</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;That moment when your parents are getting mad at you&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;You’re standing there like:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3mo0aiEM1qaroke.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;But when they leave you’re like:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_li3mpbH1MO1qaroke.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659231164</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659231164</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:25:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>SWAG </title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;SWAG &lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Expectations&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmhiq5LFW1qa9od9.gif" width="138" height="150"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;span&gt; &lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;Reality:&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lcmhjcxH581qa9od9.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;big&gt;&lt;big&gt;Me:&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/big&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;em&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfse65Exdj1qbs2vv.gif"/&gt;&lt;/em&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659199562</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659199562</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:24:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"What would your mom say if you didn't call her back?"</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;"What would your mom say if you didn't call her back?"&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsvqcjNfuE1qbmf8z.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659182085</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659182085</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:23:31 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>"alright class, time for your quiz."</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;"alright class, time for your quiz."&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the kids that studied&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lk0vv2pzag1qcsjxo.gif" width="300" height="165"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the kids that didn’t study&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lfrpjt7sLU1qa8jip.gif" width="500" height="196"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;the kids that didn’t even know there was a quiz&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljic3y2ljD1qcdf9y.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659166798</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659166798</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:22:57 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When your mom calls your name from across the house</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;When your mom calls your name from across the house&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And after yelling “what?!” 3 times, you’re just like&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lqcw3uKkGX1qbmf8z.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659118764</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659118764</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:21:13 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>That awkward moment when a faceless, emotionless, white mannequin can pull off an outfit better than you can...</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;That awkward moment when a faceless, emotionless, white mannequin can pull off an outfit better than you can...&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsqjrz8xK71qftkqe.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659102765</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659102765</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:20:39 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When you drink water and there's a little black dirt. Your not gonna get it out, Your just gonna drink the water and follow the little dirt so you wont drink it</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;When you drink water and there's a little black dirt. Your not gonna get it out, Your just gonna drink the water and follow the little dirt so you wont drink it&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhyllsMNDm1qf49gk.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659090936</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659090936</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:20:15 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>when you have guests over and your mom is all..</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;when you have guests over and your mom is all..&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="251" width="379" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhnqmyEW1B1qc0lyz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;but as soon as they leave, she’s all …&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img height="300" width="400" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhnqoiIiaX1qc0lyz.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659002666</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11659002666</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:17:02 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When you accidentally say the "n" word around black people.</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;When you accidentally say the "n" word around black people.&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lr1q0ajgl41qbgqa5.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658972438</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658972438</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:15:55 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>I see all these "cute couple" post;</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;I see all these "cute couple" post;&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;They’re like; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkno44u1vW1qb4n2t.gif" height="193" width="342"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;And then there’s me; &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgldbr3Mtp1qa8zqv.gif" height="159" width="180"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658950948</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658950948</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:15:09 -0400</pubDate></item><item><title>When you forget the name of something when you're about to ask for it you say:</title><description>&lt;a href="http://bit.ly/r9uaHV"&gt;When you forget the name of something when you're about to ask for it you say:&lt;/a&gt;: &lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;strong&gt;Can you pass me that thing?&lt;/strong&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;and the other person is like, what thing?&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgl7fSaJC1qe8hud.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt; that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lsgl9zZ1d41qe8hud.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658913743</link><guid>http://char-hitchman.tumblr.com/post/11658913743</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Oct 2011 14:13:48 -0400</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
