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October 2011
32 posts
WHEN YOU DROP YOUR FOOD →
and then you realize it hasn’t been 5 seconds yet:
That moment when your parents are getting mad at... →
You’re standing there like:
But when they leave you’re like:
SWAG →
Expectations
Reality:
Me:
"What would your mom say if you didn't call her... →
"alright class, time for your quiz." →
the kids that studied
the kids that didn’t study
the kids that didn’t even know there was a quiz
When your mom calls your name from across the... →
And after yelling “what?!” 3 times, you’re just like
That awkward moment when a faceless, emotionless,... →
When you drink water and there's a little black... →
when you have guests over and your mom is all.. →
but as soon as they leave, she’s all …
When you accidentally say the "n" word around... →
I see all these "cute couple" post; →
They’re like;
And then there’s me;
When you forget the name of something when you're... →
Can you pass me that thing?
and the other person is like, what thing?
that thing!… the thingy! -__________- THAAAAAT SHIT!!!
When your favourite food is being served. →
When someone finishes a long story and you realize... →
When I hear a secret from someone I don't like →
That awkward moment when you're trying to be quiet... →
But you end up being to loud
and everyone is suddenly like:
That awkward moment when your parents try to make... →
And you’re just sitting there like
When my mom calls me →
The penguins follow your cursor oh god. →
Trying to be cute when laughing →
Expectation:
Reality:
That moment of fame when your name is in a math... →
When the power goes off and you’re: →
In school…
On the internet
my voice sounds so good when i'm singing with my... →
then i take my earphones out and realize i sound like a dying donkey.
Why does time always go like this on weekends: →
And like this during the week:
That one friend who tells the whole class I'm the... →
HELLO RADIO, SORRY DAD, MORNING VOICE, NIALL JUST...
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September 2011
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